By Payd Blogger and Professor Charmin L Ivesinabasement

August 13, 2010

Mediamatters.com

Borat Obama announced today the creation of a new commission to study and implement reforms to failing pension systems in the U.S. It has become apparent the ponzi scheme model will not be remotely self-sustainable much longer even with all the tax money being dumped into growing government.

Andrew L. Stern has been tapped by Borat as the new Pension Reform Czar. He will be working closely with Bill Ayers and the groups Students for a Democratic Society, RYM and Workers of the World to draft reforms utilizing the Saul Alinsky model. Their first effort will be directed at fund raising to buy shirts, masks and supplies for “rallies” across the nation.

Initially, Stern states union memberships will necessarily need to be increased immediately to maintain current retirees. Next, reform legislation necessarily requiring all citizens to contribute will be needed to insure retirement systems can provide for government and labor union pensioners.

While the Pension Reform Committee is still in its infancy, Stern is confident in its success with assistance of a devout following in both the US Capital, unions and from Borat supporters.

Stern relented, should there be an issue slipping this by Americans as a whole, union members will just have to step up and contribute more. Otherwise, “granny is out of a retirement check.”

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